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> Reddie on Sugar, All RR posters may be amused by this
Needz
 Posted: Jan 29 2010, 11:13 PM
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It was your average day. That is until Reddie found where the sugar was kept at Redwall…all Hellgates broke loose.

Borris was walking around holding paws with Vivian in the orchard when suddenly a flash of red fur whipped past them. Vivian turned to Borris; “Please don’t tell me that was who I think it was…”
Borris watched as the red whipped by them again; “I think it was.”
Suddenly Reddie popped in front of them grinning crazily and holding a rock; “MEET MY BOYFFRIEND!” she patted its head; “His name’s Rock. He’s my boyfriend! He’s the strong silent type…and he’s my boyfriend!”
Borris tilted his head in confusion; “Are you okay?”
“SHUDDUP BORRIS YOU DON’T KNOW ME!” Reddie ran away sobbing and clinging to her rock.
Even more confused Borris turned to Vivian; “Viv what just happened?”
“I think Reddie found sugar…and too much of it,” said Vivian with a sigh as they continued their walk.

Cervantes was on the other side of the Abbey reading a book on who knows what. The next thing he knew he was drenched with a bucket of water, he looked up sharply and saw Reddie with an empty bucket with that crazy grin; “Squirrel why did you do that?”
“My boyfriend told me too! His name is Rock and he’s my boyfriend!” she held up the rock.
Cervantes sighed in irritation and set out his book to dry out.

Reddie skipped along singing….”Lalallalalalallalalallalalalallalalallaaaaa…Do you like my singing Rock?”
The rock was silent.
Reddie let out a squeal of happiness and hugged the rock; “I wrote the song JUST for you!”

Lia was talking to Raiden when they heard Reddie sing.
“What was that? It sounded like a dying toad,” commented Raiden to Lia.
“Yeah it was weird. Lets hope-“she was cut off as she realized Reddie was grinning crazily at them, “Hi?”
“I have a boyfriend! His name is Rock and he’s my boyfriend!” Reddie hugged the rock again and skipped off.

Edgar and Spring were just returning from a secret fighting session with Mary when they saw Reddie singing her creepy song again and skipping in a circle with her rock.
Edgar looked at Spring; “Isn’t that your mom?”
Spring took one look at Reddie and freaked; “Not right now. Let’s go hide inside away from her.”
“Good plan,” the two Dibbuns hurried into the Abbey to hide.

Darius was practicing a few battle moves when Reddie skipped past, knowing that she didn’t skip he hid behind a tree to avoid talking to her as Reddie was talking to her rock; “You know why I like you Rock? Cause you tell me I’m pretty!” she beamed and continued on.
Darius stared after her and shook himself then continued.

“AMANDA HI WANT TO MEET MY BOYFRIEND!?” yelled Reddie once spotting her.
“Sure,” said Amanda a bit confused thinking it would be Stealth, I mean it was obvious that Reddie liked him and that-OH MY GOSH…
Reddie held up the rock; “This is Rock, he’s my boyfriend!”
“Err...very nice?” said Amanda confused.
Reddie frowned looking at the rock; “I should probably tell Stealth about you. I thought it was going to work out between us BUT HE NEVER SAYS I’M PRETTY!”

Stealth was practicing with Scurry where they always practiced. Reddie put the rock down and went to tell Stealth.
“Can I talk to you Stealth? Alone?” Reddie asked.
“Sure,” said Stealth wondering what it was.
Scurry grabbed her axe and left to go somewhere else.
Reddie began; “It’s about us. We aren’t together but I want you to know I have a boyfriend. His name is rock and….” She pulled him out; “HE SAYS I HAVE A BUSHY TAIL WHICH IN SQUIRREL MEANS BEAUTIFUL!”
Stealth could only gape slightly, Reddie was hyper but she wasn’t usually this crazy.
“Goodbye Stealth,” Reddie walked away tightly clinging to the rock

It was the next day and Reddie walked out of her dorm to see all her friends staring awkwardly at her; “What?” she asked confused and then she realized she was holding a rock, “Whoa…where’d that come from?”
The Chef glared at her; “You ate half a bag of sugar!”
Reddie stared at them wide-eyed; “I went insane didn’t I…?”
Her friends glanced at her and told her everything that happened yesterday.

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 Posted: Jan 29 2010, 11:25 PM
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*raises eyebrow* Ooookay. Good, but... oh my... Er... yeah...

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Needz
 Posted: Jan 29 2010, 11:28 PM
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=D Yeeaaaah I felt bad making Reddie more serious than I originally planned so I had to let it alllll out

All I have to say is poor poor Stealth

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 Posted: Jan 29 2010, 11:28 PM
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XD That's funny, really, thank goodness it hasn't happened in the actual RP... yet... hopefully not ever....
xD Really though, that's great.

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Needz
 Posted: Jan 29 2010, 11:29 PM
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Thanks Lightning ^^ Not my best work but I really wanted to get it posted.

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Makuna
 Posted: Jan 30 2010, 02:01 AM
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I ish bored...make me unbored
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o.o *blink blink blink*

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 Posted: Jan 30 2010, 02:06 AM
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.... I could only stare then bust out laughing, especially Borris' reactions.

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 Posted: Jan 30 2010, 02:16 AM
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It was fun to write cause I expected these such reactions lol

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 Posted: Jan 30 2010, 01:31 PM
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Shall we put the toad out of it's misery? XD

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 Posted: Jan 30 2010, 02:16 PM
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Naw just dont let Reddie sing

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